Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays

[ptsideshow Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ptsideshow]

Merry Christmas/Happy holidays,Happy New Year which ever you prefer to celebrate! Hope you and yours have great days ahead

[MichaelP Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close MichaelP]

My Dearest Friends:

I wanted to send out some sort of Holiday Greetings to my friends and colleagues, but it is so difficult in today's world of political correctness to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney, and on his advice I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasions or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the world a great place (not to imply that any country is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: this greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. (c)


Best regards,

MichaelP

[acwd1950 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close acwd1950]

Merry Christmas to you too!!

Steve

[dsweld Member Find all posts View Profile Close dsweld]

x-mas

merry christmas from the sibio family of welder and fabricators to you and yours.its great to see a website full of knowledgement and wisdom.just starting to put together all the toys and the power went out for an hour but santa put it back on.happy holidays

[Tux_Rules Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Tux_Rules]

Merry Christmas to all.

[Va.welder Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Va.welder]

Aww what mickealp said and merry XMAS to all